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Кроссворды и пазлы по английскому языку | English quiz
If you took 3 apples from a basket that held 12 apples, how many apples would you have?
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3 !!!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
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Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Why do we have two eyes, two ears and only one mouth?
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So that we can see and hear twice as much as we say.
How do you count a herd of cattle?
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With a cowculator
Why do cows have bells?
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Because their horns don't work!
Why was the crab sent to prison?
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Because he kept pinching things!
Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?
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Because he only had one pupil!
What do you call a foreign object in a chip pan?
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An unidentified frying object!
Why do bees hum?
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Because they don't know the words!
What animal can jump higher than a house?
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A house can't jump!
Why shouldn't you put the letter "M" into the refrigerator?
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Because it turns ice into mice!
Why can't a man living in Paris be buried in the South of France?
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Because he's still living!
How do you cut the ocean in half?
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With a sea-saw!
What's the definition of a pessimist?
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A pessimist is a well-informed optimist.
A man was injected with a deadly poison, but it did not kill him. Why?
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He was already dead!
Why are Saturday and Sunday strong days?
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Because they are not weekdays!
What cheese is made backwards?
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Edam
What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?
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Close the door please. I'm dressing.
What's out-of-bounds?
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An exhausted kangaroo!
What's a waste of energy?
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Telling a hair-raising story to a bald man!
What's round and dangerous?
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A vicious circle!
Why do Americans speak so loudly?
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So you can hear them above their clothes.